Bean
A strong young man at a construction site was bragging that he could outdo anyone in a feat of strength.
He made a special case of making fun of one of the older workmen. After several minutes, the older worker had enough.
‘Why don’t you put your money where your mouth is,’ he said. ‘I will bet a week’s wages that I can haul something in a wheelbarrow over to that building that you won’t be able to wheel back.
‘You’re on, old man,’ the braggart replied. Let’s see you do it.’
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The old man reached out and grabbed the wheelbarrow by the handles. Then, nodding to the young man, he said, ‘All right, Dumb Ass, get in.’
A man and a little boy entered a barbershop together.
A man and a little boy entered a barbershop together.
After the man received the full treatment — shave, shampoo, manicure, haircut, etc. — he placed the boy in the chair.
“I’m going to buy some cabbages for my wife,” he said. “I’ll be back in a few minutes.”
The barbershop continues to cut the boy’s hair.
When the boy’s haircut was completed and the man still hadn’t returned,
the barber turns to the little boy and said, “Looks like your daddy’s forgotten all about you.”
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“That wasn’t my daddy,” said the boy. ”He just walked up, took me by the hand, and said ‘Come on, son, we’re gonna get a free haircut!’”
