The math teacher asks little Johnny.

In math class, the teacher asks little Johnny: “If I give you 6 rabbits today, and give you 9 more rabbits tomorrow, how many rabbits do you have?”

Little Johnny answers, “16 rabbits, Miss!”

The teacher: No, Johnny, it’s not the correct answer.

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Little Johnny answers back, “No, miss, I would have 16. I already have 1 rabbit at home.”

Three women went into a bar and ordered their drinks

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead went into a bar and ordered their drinks from the bartender.

Brunette: “I’ll have a B and C.”Bartender:”What is a B and C?”.

Brunette: “Bourbon and Coke.”

Redhead: “And, I’ll have a G and T.”

Bartender: “What’s a G and T?”

Redhead: “Gin and tonic.”

Blonde: “I’ll have a 15.”

Bartender: “What’s a 15?”

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Blonde: “7 and 7”