Jasmine
A husband and wife are waiting at the bus stop with their nine children.
A blind man joins them after a few minutes.
When the bus arrives.
They find it overloaded and only the wife and the nine kids can fit onto the bus.
So the husband and the blind man decide to walk.
After a while, the husband gets irritated by the ticking of the stick of the blind man as he taps it on the sidewalk, and says to him, “Why don’t you put a piece of rubber at the end of your stick?
That ticking sound is driving me crazy.”
The blind man replies, “If you had put a rubber at the end of YOUR stick, we’d be riding the bus, so shut the hell up.”
LOL!!
Husband Makes Joke About His Wife’s Weight
One evening, a husband thinking he was being funny, said to his wife:
“Maybe we should start washing your clothes in Slim Fast. Perhaps it would take a few inches off of your butt!’
His wife was not amused and decided that she simply could not let such a comment go unrewarded.
The next morning, the husband got up as usual and took some underwear from his drawer.
Soon after, however, he realized something was different.
‘What the Hell is this??’ he muttered to himself.
A cloud of dust appeared as he shook them out.
“April,” he yelled from the bathroom.
‘Why did you put talcum powder in my underwear?’
’lt’s not talcum powder,’ she replied with a snicker. ‘… it’s ‘Miracle Grow’.
Hope this joke will make you smile! Have a nice day!!