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A man and a little boy entered a barbershop together.
After the man received the full treatment — shave, shampoo, manicure, haircut, etc. — he placed the boy in the chair.
“I’m going to buy some cabbages for my wife,” he said. “I’ll be back in a few minutes.”
The barbershop continues to cut the boy’s hair.
When the boy’s haircut was completed and the man still hadn’t returned,
the barber turns to the little boy and said, “Looks like your daddy’s forgotten all about you.”
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“That wasn’t my daddy,” said the boy. ”He just walked up, took me by the hand, and said ‘Come on, son, we’re gonna get a free haircut!’”
Some Texans are mingling at the bar when an Oxford graduate walks in.
Some Texans are mingling at the bar when an Oxford graduate walks in.
“Howdy, stranger,” one Texan says. “Where are you from?”
The Oxford graduate answers, “I come from a place where we do not end our sentences in prepositions.”
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“Oh, I’m sorry,” replies the Texan. “Where are you from,juckass?”
