Jasmine
Two little boys go into the grocery store.
One is nine, one is four.
The nine-year-old grabs a box of t-ampons from the grocery store’s shelf and carries it to the register for check-out.
The cashier asks, “Oh, that must be for your mother, right?”
The nine-year-old replies, “Nope, not for my mom.”
Without thinking, the cashier responded, “Well, they must be for your sister then?”
The nine-year-old quipped, “Nope, not for my sister either.”
The cashier had now become curious, “Oh. Not for your mom and not for your sister, who are they for?”
The nine-year-old says, “They are for my four-year-old little brother.”
The cashier is surprised, “Your four-year-old little brother?”
The nine-year-old explains, “Well, on TV they say if you wear one of these you can swim or ride a bike and my little brother can’t do either of them!”
LOL!! Little kids can be incredibly fun!
Hope this funny story will make you smile! Have a nice day!!
A little boy goes on a school field trip to a museum.
A class goes on a school field trip to a museum.
A little boy breaks a vase and then reads about its history.
He pretends it never happened.
The school went on with the field trip until security stopped the boy and confronted him.
The teacher asks the boy, “Why didn’t you tell someone you broke the vase.”
The boy replies, “I didn’t think it would matter, it said it was priceless.”
LOL!! SO CUTE!!
Hope this joke will make you smile! Have a nice day!!