Jasmine
An older, tired-looking dog wandered into my garden; I could tell from his collar and well-fed belly that he had a home and was well taken care of.
He calmly came over to me, I gave him a few pats on his head; then he followed me into my house, walked slowly down the hall, curled up in the corner, and fell asleep.
An hour later, he went to the door and I let him out.
The next day he came back, greeted me in my garden, entered and resumed his place in the hallway, and slept again for about an hour. It took several weeks.
Curious I pinned a note to his collar:
”I would like to find out who the owner of this wonderful sweet dog is and ask if you are aware that almost every afternoon your dog comes to my house for a nap.”
The next day he arrived for his nap, with a different note pinned to his collar:
”He lives in a home with 6 children, 2 under the age of 3, he’s trying to catch up on his sleep. Can I come with him tomorrow?”
This is really awesome. We can all relate to this sweet dog.
Hope this funny story will make you smile! Have a nice day!!
A Talking Dog For Sale
A man sees a sign in front of a house: “Talking Dog for Sale.”
He rings the bell and the owner tells him that the dog is in the backyard.
The guy enters the backyard and sees a black mutt sitting there.
“You talk?” he asks.
“Of course,” the dog replies.
“So what’s your story?”
The dog looks up and says, “Well, I discovered my gift of talking quite young and I wanted to help the government, so I told the CIA about my gift, and in no time they had me jetting from country to country, sitting with spies and world leaders in rooms because no one thought a dog was eavesdropping. I was one of their most valuable spies for eight years running.
The jetting around really tired me out, and I knew I was not getting any younger and I wanted to settle down. So I signed up for a job at the airport to do some undercover security work, mostly wandering near suspicious characters and listening in. There I uncovered some incredible dealings and was awarded a batch of medals. Had a wife, a mess of puppies, and now I’m just retired.”
The guy is amazed. He goes back in and asks the owner how much he wants for the dog.
The owner says, “Ten dollars.”
The guy says, “This dog is amazing. Why on earth are you selling him so cheap?”
“Because he’s a liar. He didn’t do any of that stuff!”
LOL!!
Hope this joke will make you smile! Have a nice day!!