Jasmine
One day, a drunken man walks into a coffee shop.
“Do you have ice coffee?”
“No sir. We don’t.” Said the coffee shop owner.
“So ok.” the drunk man said.
Then he leaves. He comes back 20 minutes later.
“Do you have ice coffee?” he asks again.
“No sir. We don’t. I told you before.” Said the owner.
“Oh I am sorry.” said the drunken man as he waddles off.
He comes again 20 minutes later.
“Do you have ice coffee?”
“Sir, I told you before. We do not have any ice coffee.”
“Wow ok then. You don’t have to tell me twice!” exclaims the drunkard and leaves.
This time the owner decides to put coffee in a bucket of ice and wait.
Indeed, 20 minutes later, the drunkard returns again.
“Do you have ice coffee?” he inquires.
“Why yes sir, we do!” says the owner with a smile.
“Ugh, could you heat a cup for me then?”
LOL!!
Hope this joke will make you smile! Have a nice day!!
A man walks in to a bar with a box under his arm
A man walks into a bar with a box under his arm and says to the bartender, “If I can show something you’ve never seen before, will you give me a free drink?”
Now the bartender has seen almost everything in his time and says, “Sure, impress me and hell, I’ll give you a free tab for the eve!”
So the man puts down the box and opens it and then he pulls a small piano out of it and places it on the bar and then a little man as well.
The little man walks up to the piano and starts playing!
The bartender was blown away by this and agrees to the drinks and then asks, “Where did you find him?”
“Well,” says the man, “I found this magic lamp.”
Go back into the box and pulls out this old brass oil lamp.
“I rubbed it and a genie appeared and granted me one wish, then he told me to pass the lamp on to the next person that did me a kindness.”
“Wow,” the bartender said.
The man then said, “As you gave me a drink I’m going to let you have the lamp.”
“But be careful what you wish for though.”
So the bartender rubs the lamp and then makes his wish.
Next thing the bar has ducks everywhere!!!
Crapping on the bar and the floor and all over the customers!!!!!
The bartender yells at the man and says, “I wished for a Million Bucks! Not a million Ducks!”
To this, the man replies, “ And you think that I wished for a 12-inch Pianist?!”
LOL!!
Hope this joke will make you smile! Have a nice day!!