Jasmine
A blonde walks into Best Buy.
She asks a clerk if she can buy the TV in the corner.
The clerk looks at her and says that he doesn’t serve blondes, so she goes back home and dyes her hair black.
The next day she returns to the store and asks the same thing and again the clerk said he doesn’t serve blondes.
Frustrated, the blonde goes home and dyes her hair yet again, to a shade of red.
Sure that a clerk would sell her the TV this time, she returns and asks a different clerk this time.
To her astonishment, this clerk also says that she doesn’t serve blondes.
The blonde asks the clerk, “How do you know I am a blonde?”
The clerk looks at her disgustedly and says, “That’s not a TV – it’s a microwave.”
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A blonde lady motorist was about two hours from San Diego.
A blonde lady motorist was about two hours from San Diego when she was flagged down by a man whose truck had broken down.
The man went to the car and asked, “Are you going to San Diego?”
“Sure,” the blonde replied, “do you need a lift?”
“Not for me. I’m going to spend the next three hours fixing my truck. My problem is I have got two monkeys in the back that have to be taken to the San Diego Zoo. They’re a little stressed out, so I don’t want to keep them on the road all day. Don’t keep them out all day. Could you possibly take them to the zoo for me? I’ll give you $100 for your trouble.”
“I would be happy to,” said the blonde.
So the two monkeys were ushered into the back seat of the blonde’s car and carefully strapped into their seat belts, and off they went.
Five hours later, the truck driver was driving through the heart of San Diego when he was suddenly horrified! There was the blonde walking down the street holding hands with the two monkeys, much to the amusement of a big crowd.
With a screech of brakes, he pulled off the road and ran towards the blond. “What are you doing here?” He asked, “I gave you $100 to take these monkeys to the zoo.”
“Yeah, I know you did,” the blonde said. “But we still had money left over so now we’re going to Sea World.”
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Hope this joke will make you smile! Have a nice day!!