An Irish guy goes on a skiing trip to Canada.
After a hard day on the slopes, he retires to a bar at the bottom of the mountain.
After about five or six whiskeys, he looks up and notices a stuffed animal with antlers on the wall…
He asks the bartender, “What the heck is that?”
The bartender replies, “It’s a moose.”
The Irish man says,“#$%& me! How big are the cats here?”
Two Irish Men at Murphy’s Pub
Two Irish men were seated next to each other at Murphy’s Pub in London.
After a while, one guy looks at the other and says: “I can’t help but think when listening to you that you are from Ireland.”
The other guy answers proudly: Yes, that I am!’
The first one says: “Me too! And where about from Ireland might you be?”
The other guy replies: “I’m from Dublin, I am.”
The first one responds: “So am I!” Mother Mary and Begorrah. And what street did you live in Dublin?
The other guy says: “A lovely little area it was. I lived on McCleary Street in the old central part of town.”
The first one says: “Faith and it’s a small world. So did I! So did I! And to what school would you have been going?”
The other guy answers: “Well, I went to St. Marys, of course.”
The first one is very excited and says: “And so did I. Tell me, what year did you graduate?”
The other guy replies: “Well, let’s see. I graduated in 1964.”
The first one shouts: “The Good Lord must be smiling down upon us! I can hardly believe our good luck at winding up in the same place tonight. Can you believe it, I graduated from St. Marys in 1964 my own self.”
About this time, Vicky walks up to the bar, sits down, and orders a drink.
Brian, the bartender, shakes his head and walks over to Vicky, and mutters. It’s gonna be a long night tonight.
Vicky asks, Why are you saying that, Brian?
The Murphy twins are drunk again.
Hope this joke will make you smile! Have a nice day!!