Jasmine
A lady goes into the butcher’s shop and while walking around the store, she sees a beef tongue on the butcher’s counter.
The lady asks, “What in the world is that?”
“Beef tongue,” replies the butcher.
The lady gives a little involuntary shudder, “No way would I put anything in my mouth that came out of an animal’s mouth!”
The butcher nods sympathetically and glances at the woman’s shopping cart, “I see you’re buying a dozen eggs, however.”
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An Old Lady Started Learning To Swim.
A 55-year-old lady suddenly started learning to swim instead of going to the temple as usual.
Everyone was curious and asked her, “Why the change in your interest in swimming nowadays?”
The lady replied with a helpless look, “Whenever my son and daughter-in-law are arguing, my daughter-in-law always asks my son,” If your mom and I fall into the water, whom will you save first?”
And because I don’t want to put my son in a difficult position, I am learning to swim! ”
A few days later, the husband and wife were quarreling again and the daughter-in-law unreasonably asked, “Now tell me! If your mom and I fall into the water, whom will you save first?”
The husband replied, “I don’t have to get into the water, my mom knows to swim, she will save you.”
The wife refused to relent, “No, you have to jump into the water and have to save one of us. Whom will you save?”
The husband replied, “Then you will surely die… because I don’t know to swim, and my mom will definitely save me first.”
LOL!!
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