L.Johnny Asks His Mother For $20.

Little Johnny asks his mother for $20.

His mother refuses, to which Johnny says, “If you give me $20, I’ll tell you what Dad said to the maid when you went shopping.”

Johnny’s mom says, “Okay Johnny, here’s $20. What did your Dad say to the maid?”

Johnny replies, “Hey Doris, can you make sure that I have a clean shirt for tomorrow.”

LOL!!

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Little Johnny Talk With His Mom.

“Hey, Mom,” asked Little Johnny, “can you give me twenty dollars?”

“Certainly not!” answered his mother.

“If you do,” Little Johnny went on, “I’ll tell you what Dad said to the maid when you were at the beauty shop.”

His mother’s ears perked up and, grabbing her purse, she handed over the money.

“Well? What did he say?”

“He said, ‘Hey, Juanita, make sure you wash my socks tomorrow.’”

LOL!!