Jasmine
A man hires a blonde to paint stripes down a road, but she has to keep the contract and do at least four miles each day.
The blonde does 8 miles on the first day.
The boss is very impressed.
On the second day, the blonde does 4 miles.
The boss is a little impressed, but not as much as before.
On the third day, she does two miles.
The boss thinks she’s just having a bad day, so he still lets her keep the job.
On the fourth day, she only does 1 mile. The boss asks, “You were doing so well before. Why aren’t you doing well now?!”
The blonde responds, “I can’t get far because each day I’m getting further and further away from the bucket.”
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A blonde woman gets on a plane to Sydney
A flight is on its way to Sydney when a blonde in economy class gets up, moves to the first-class section, and sits down.
The flight attendant watches her and asks to see her ticket. Then inform the blonde that she has only paid for economy class and that she needs to sit in the back.
The blonde responds, “I’m blonde, I’m beautiful, I’m going to Sydney and I’m staying right here.”
The flight attendant enters the cockpit and informs the pilot and the co-pilot that there is a blonde who has an economy class ticket but is sitting in first class and will not return to her seat. The co-pilot goes back to the blonde and tries to explain that because she has only paid for the economy, she will have to leave and return to her seat.
The blonde responds, “I’m blonde, I’m beautiful, I’m going to Sydney and I’m staying right here.”
The co-pilot tells the pilot that when they land, he probably should have the police waiting to arrest this blonde who won’t listen to reason.
The pilot says, “You say she’s a blonde? I’ll handle this, I’m married to a blonde. I speak blonde.”
He goes back to the blonde and whispers in her ear and she then says “Oh, I’m sorry” and gets up and goes back to her seat in economy. The flight attendant and the co-pilot are surprised and ask him what he said to make her move without any fuss.
The pilot replies, “I told her that first class isn’t going to Sydney.”
That pilot knew what he was doing!
LOL!!
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