Jasmine
A class teacher was having a problem with a boy in her 3rd-grade class.
The boy said, “Ma’am, I should be in 4th grade. I’m smarter than my sister and she’s in 4th grade.”
The Madam had heard enough and took the boy to the principal.
The principal decided to test the boy with 4th-grade questions.
Principal: What is 3+3?
Boy: 6.
Principal: 6+6.
Boy: 12.
The boy answered all the questions correctly. The principal told the Madam to send the boy to Grade 4 immediately.
The madam decided to ask her own questions and the principal agreed.
Madame: What does a cow have 4 of that I have only 2?
Boy: Legs.
Madam: What’s in your trousers that I don’t have?
Boy: Pockets.
Madam: What starts with C and ends with T, is hairy, oval, delicious, and contains thin, whitish liquid?
Boy: Coconut.
Madam: What goes in hard & then comes out soft & sticky?
The principal’s eyes opened really wide, but before he could stop the answer, the boy was taking charge.
Boy: Chewing gum.
Madam: You stick your pole inside me. You tie me down to get me up, I get wet before you do.
Boy: Tent.
The principal was looking restless.
Madam: A finger goes in me. You fiddle with me when you are bored. The best man always has me first?
Boy: A wedding ring.
Madam: I come in many sizes. When I’m not well, I drip. When you blow me, you feel good?
Boy: Nose.
Madam: I have a stiff shaft. My tip penetrates, I come with a quiver.
Boy: Arrow.
Principal: OH MY GOD.
Madam: What starts with ‘F’ and ends with a ‘K’ and if you don’t get it, you have to use your hand?
Boy: Fork.
Madam: What is it that all men have, it’s longer in some men than others, the Pope doesn’t use his and a man gives it to his wife after marriage.
Boy: Surname.
Principal: Ohooo!
Madam: What part of the man has no bone but has muscles with a lot of veins like pumpkin and is responsible for making love?
Boy: Heart.
Principal: Eeeeeh!
The principal breathed a sigh of relief and said to the Madam, “Send this bloody boy to the university. I myself got all the answers wrong!”
LOL!!
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