Jasmine
A man is walking through the country when he sees a sign that reads, “Talking Horse for Sale.”
Intrigued, he walks up to the stable to check it out.
“So what have you done with your life?” he asks the horse.
“I’ve lived a full life,” the horse miraculously replies.
“I was born in The Andes, where I helped farm for an entire village. Years later, I joined the mounted police force in New York and helped keep the city clean and safe. Now, I spend my days volunteering for charities and giving free rides to underprivileged kids here in the country.”
The guy is flabbergasted.
He asks the horse’s owner, “Why on earth would you want to get rid of such an incredible animal?”
The owner says, “Because he’s a liar. He never did any of that stuff!”
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Joe Bought A Horse From A Farmer
A young man named Joe bought a horse for $250 from a farmer.
The farmer agreed to deliver the horse within the next few days.
A few days later, the farmer drove up to Joe’s house and said, “Sorry son, but I have some bad news, the horse died.”
Joe said, “Well, then just give me my money back.”
The farmer said, “Can’t do that. I’ve spent it already.”
Joe said, “Ok, then, just bring me the dead horse.”
The farmer asked, “What ya gonna do with it?”
Joe said, “I’m going to raffle him off.”
The farmer said, “You can’t flog a dead horse!”
Joe said, “Of course, I can. Watch me. I just won’t tell anybody he’s dead.”
A month later, the farmer met Joe and asked him, “What happened to that dead horse?
Joe said, “I raffled him off. I sold 500 tickets at $5 apiece and made a profit of $2495.”
The farmer said, “Nobody complained?
Joe said, “Just the guy who won. So I gave him back his $5.”
LOL!!
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