Two elderly men were talking about the woes of modern technology

Two elderly men were talking about the woes of modern technology. “I just can’t ever seem to remember my darn password.

The other one smiled. “Oh really? I can never forget mine!”

“How do you manage it?” asked the first guy curiously.

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“Well, I simply set all my passwords to ‘Incorrect’ so that whenever I’m told that my password is incorrect, I’ll remember it!”

A wealthy man dies and leaves ten million dollars

A 6th-grade teacher posed the following problem to one of her arithmetic classes:

“A wealthy man dies and leaves ten million dollars.

One-fifth is to go to his wife, one-fifth is to go to his son, one-sixth to his butler, and the rest to charity.

Now, what does each get?”

After a very long silence in the classroom, one little boy raised his hand.

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With complete sincerity in his voice, answered, “A lawyer!”