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At a dinner party, several of the guests were arguing about whether men or women were more trustworthy. “No woman,” said one man, scornfully, “can keep a secret.”
“I don’t know about that,” huffily answered a woman guest. “I have kept my age a secret since I was twenty-one.”
“You’ll let it out someday,” the man insisted.
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“I hardly think so!” responded the lady. “When a woman has kept a secret for twenty-seven years, she can keep it forever.”
The teacher was asking the end-of-the-day question
The teacher was asking the end-of-the-day question that she asks every Friday.
If the student got it right they would not have to go to school on Monday.
Little Johnny Was determined to answer correctly.
So he painted two black marbles black and rolled them to the teacher’s feet.
All of a sudden she Shouted out, “Who’s the comedian with the black balls?”.
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Johnny shouted out, “Bill Cosby, see ya on Tuesday suckas!”.
