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At a store, a Blonde named Sally stood in line waiting to pay for her items.
Three men stood before her in the line. After 15 minutes Sally realized that the line wasn’t moving at all.
Sally shouted at the cashier, ‘Is this line going to take all day long?’
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The cashier replied, ‘Please step aside ma’am and come here. You are standing behind three mannequins.’
The teacher of the earth science class was lecturing on map reading.
The teacher of the earth science class was lecturing on map reading.
After explaining about latitude, longitude, degrees, and minutes the teacher asked,
“Suppose I asked you to meet me for lunch at 23 degrees, 4 minutes north
latitude and 45 degrees, 15 minutes east longitude…?”
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After a confused silence, a voice volunteered, “I guess you’d be eating alone.”
