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After a boring day at home, the blonde wife decides to go to the mall.
After getting out of the house, she realizes that her husband doesn’t have a key because she napped the day before.
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Her husband comes home and there is a note on the door that reads:“Hey honey! I’ve gone out and remembered that you didn’t have a key to get it. Don’t worry, I left it under the mat for you.”
An electrician hands a lawyer a bill.
An electrician finishes repairing some faulty wiring in a lawyer’s home and hands him the bill.
The lawyer gets angry: “Four hundred dollars! Just for an hour’s work? That’s absurd! I’m a lawyer myself, and I don’t even charge that much.”
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The electrician replies, ”Funny, when I was an attorney I didn’t either!”
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