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An old cowboy walks into Starbucks and ordered a cup of coffee.

An old cowboy sat down at Starbucks and ordered a cup of coffee.

As he sat sipping his coffee, a young woman sat down next to him.

She turned to the cowboy and asked, “Are you a real cowboy?”

He replied, “Well, I’ve spent my whole life breaking colts, working cows, going to rodeos, fixing fences, pulling calves, bailing hay, doctoring calves, cleaning my barn, fixing flats, working on tractors, and feeding my dogs, so I guess I am a cowboy..’

She said, ‘I’m a lesbian. I spend my whole day thinking about women. As soon as I get up in the morning, I think about women. When I shower, I think about women. When I watch TV, I think about women. It seems everything makes me think of women.’

The two sat sipping in silence.

A little while later, a man sat down on the other side of the old cowboy and asked, ‘Are you a real cowboy?’

He replied, ‘I always thought I was, but I just found out I’m a lesbian.’

LOL!!

Hope this joke will make you smile! Have a nice day!!

A cowboy rides his horse into a small town

A cowboy rides his horse into a small town.

His throat is dry so he ties his horse to a pole next to a bar and goes in for a drink.

He comes out a few minutes later, and someone has already stolen his horse.

The people of the town want to see his reaction, they aren’t even discreet about it.

He looks at everyone and says loud and clear,

“I’m going back to the bar for another drink and if I don’t see my horse right in front of the bar, I will have to do what I did in Texas a year ago after someone stole my horse. And trust me, I didn’t like what I had to do in Texas a year ago.”

After his confident speech, the man returned to the bar.

The townsfolk looked at each other in fear and got the horseback.

The cowboy finished his second drink and walked out of the bar, saddled the horse, but just before he left the bartender walked up to him and asked.

“Hey cowboy, we know that we got you your horseback, but do you mind telling us what you had to do a year ago in Texas?”

The cowboy looked at him with an iron gaze and responded, “I had to walk home.”

LOL!!! This joke is very funny!

Hope this joke will make you smile! Have a nice day!

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