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An elephant was drinking at a watering hole when a turtle approached.
The elephant looked at the turtle for a minute and then gave it a swift kick. The turtle flew through the air and landed several hundred feet away.
A zebra standing close by asked, “Why did you kick that turtle?”
“Well,” the elephant replied, “That turtle was the one that bit me almost fifty years ago.”
“And you remembered him after all these years? Boy, you sure do have a good memory.”
The elephant looked at the zebra for a minute and said,
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The Farmer and the Pig Food
A government man approaches a pig farmer and asks him what he feeds his pigs.
The farmer answers: “Oh the pigs? I just feed them whatever scraps I have lying around”.
He is surprised “Sir that is too bad for these pigs! I’ll have to fine you $10,000!”
The next day another official approaches the farmer and asks him what he feeds his pigs.
The farmer replies: “Oh the pigs? do not worry! Caviar, artisanal cheeses, and hand-picked salads!”
He is surprised “Sir, that food is way too rich for them, they’ll get sick! I’ll have to fine you $10,000!”
On the third day, another man approaches the farmer again and asks him what he feeds his pigs.
The farmer answers: “Oh the pigs? I just give them 20 bucks each and let them shop themselves.