A man got fired from his job

One day, I was sitting on the bus just reading a book when somebody tapped me on the shoulder. I turned around and saw an old lady.

She said to me, “Sonny, would you like some nuts? I’ve got a couple of hazelnuts and almonds if you’d like.”

“Sure.”, I replied.

Then she gave me a handful of nuts then she went back to sit with her friends.

“What a nice lady”, I thought

A few minutes later, I felt another tap on my shoulder and there she was again with a lot of nuts.

After about 10 minutes, she tapped me on the shoulder, once again offering some nuts.

It was a little bit weird so I asked her:

“Why don’t you eat them yourself?”



“Because we’ve got no teeth”, she replied.

“Then why do you buy them?”, I asked.

“Oh, because we just love the chocolate around them.”

Facebook Comments