A blonde walks into a shoe store and tries on a pair of shoes.
“How do they feel?” asks the sales clerk.
“Well, they feel a bit tight,” replies the blonde.
The assistant promptly bends down and has a look at the shoes and the blonde’s feet.
“Try pulling the tongue out,” offers the clerk.
“Nath, they still feelth a bit tight,” the blonde replies.
Five Blondes played a jigsaw puzzle
Five Blondes walk into a bar a sit down at a table.
After a few minutes, they stand up and give each other high fives, and shout “50 days” ” fifty days”.
The bartender wonders what was that all about.
He goes over to the table and says “what are you celebrating? ”
One of the blonds says “we bought a jigsaw puzzle and on the box, it said 2 to 4 years and we did it in 50 days”