A blonde walks into a shoe store

A blonde walks into a shoe store and tries on a pair of shoes.

“How do they feel?” asks the sales clerk.

“Well, they feel a bit tight,” replies the blonde.

The assistant promptly bends down and has a look at the shoes and the blonde’s feet.

“Try pulling the tongue out,” offers the clerk.




“Nath, they still feelth a bit tight,” the blonde replies.

Five Blondes played a jigsaw puzzle

Five Blondes walk into a bar a sit down at a table.

After a few minutes, they stand up and give each other high fives, and shout “50 days” ” fifty days”.

The bartender wonders what was that all about.

He goes over to the table and says “what are you celebrating? ”

One of the blonds says “we bought a jigsaw puzzle and on the box, it said 2 to 4 years and we did it in 50 days”

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