Jasmine
An old man visited a barbershop for a shave.
He asked the barber: “Please observe my face closely, you would see that I have hollow cheeks.”
He replied: “Yes, I can see from this far, they are quite prominent.”
The old man: No matter how hard I try, I never get a close shave. The bristle in my hollow cheeks always gave me a feeling that it was an incomplete shave.”
Barber replied: “Don’t worry, sir, I’ll give you the cleanest shave you’ve ever had.”
The old man sat down in a chair.
The barber after lathering his face gave him a small wooden ball and told him to put it in his mouth.
When Barber was shaving the right side of the face, he told him to move the ball towards his right cheek.
He continued shaving, and after some time he said now moved the ball toward his left cheek.
The whole process continued till the time shaving was done. Barber moved his hand all over the face of the old man, he seemed quite happy and satisfied, and told him, he could take out the ball from his mouth.
The old man, to check his shave, passed his hand over his face and expressed his satisfaction.
He returned the wooden ball to the barber and gave him a generous tip.
As the old man was leaving, he casually inquired: “I am just curious to know, if anyone swallows the ball by accident then what would you do”?
He answered with a subtle smile: “Sir not to worry, such things do happen quite often, but they return the ball the next day. The ball that you have used today, was returned to me last evening”.
LOL!!
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An Old Man Is Selling Watermelons.
An old man is selling watermelons.
Its price list is 1 for $3 and 3 for $10.
A young man walks by and asks for a watermelon. “That’d be 3 dollars”, says the old man.
The young man then buys another one, and another one, paying $3 for each.
As the young man walks away, he turns around, smiles, and says, “Hey old man, do you realize I just bought three watermelons for only $9? Maybe business is not your thing.”
The old man smiles and mumbles to himself, “People are funny. Every time they buy three watermelons instead of one, yet they keep trying to teach me how to do business…”
LOL!
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