Jasmine
Little Johnny had just passed his driving test and inquired of his father as to when they could discuss his use of the car.
The dad said he’d make a deal with his son, “You bring your grades up from a C to a B average, study your Bible a little, and get your hair cut. Then we’ll talk about the car.”
Little Johnny thought about that for a moment, decided he’d settle for the offer, and they agreed on it.
After six weeks his father said, “Son, you’ve brought your grades up and I’ve observed that you have been studying your Bible, but I’m disappointed you haven’t had your hair cut.”
Little Johnny said, ”You know, Dad, I’ve been thinking about that, and I’ve noticed in my studies of the Bible that Samson had long hair, John the Baptist had long hair, Moses had long hair, and there’s even strong evidence that Jesus had long hair.”
To this, his father replied, “Did you also notice that they walked everywhere they went?”
I laughed aloud when I found this story yesterday, it’s funny. I just had to share it with you. Shared joy is a double joy!
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L.Johnny and the History Exam
In class one day, Mr. Johnson pulled Johnny over to his desk after a test, and said, “Johnny, I have a feeling you cheated on your tests.
Johnny was amazed and asked Mr. Johnson to prove it.
“Well,” Mr. Johnson said, “I was looking over your test and the question was, ‘Who was our first president? “and the little girl sitting next to you, Mary, wrote ‘George Washington’ and so did you.”
“So? Everyone knows that he was the first president.”
“Now wait a minute,” Mr. Johnson said. “The next question was, ‘Who f-reed the s-laves? “Mary wrote ‘Abraham Lincoln’ and so did you.”
“Well, I read the history book last night and remembered that,” Johnny said.
“Wait, wait,” Mr. Johnson said. “The next question was, ‘Who was president during the Louisiana Purchase?’
Mary wrote, “I don’t know” and you wrote, “Me neither.”
LOL! He probably thought he would get away with it too!
The teacher always knows.
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