Jasmine
Two blondes were taking their first train trip to Warsaw on the train.
A vendor came down the corridor selling bananas they had never seen before.
Each bought one.
The first one eagerly peeled the banana and bit into it just as the train entered a tunnel.
When the train emerged from the tunnel, she looked across to her friend and said, “I wouldn’t eat that if I were you.”
“Why not?”
“I took one bite and went blind for half a minute.”
LOL!!
There are two blondes and a brunette on an island.
There are two blondes and a brunette on an island.
One of the blondes finds a bottle and a genie pops out.
The genie says he will grant them one wish each.
The first blonde says, “I need to get off this island, I wish for a rowboat.”
With a flash, a rowboat appears and she rushes out into the ocean.
The second blonde says, “I need to get off this island, I need a jetski.” With a flash, a jetski appears and she rushes out into the ocean, soon overtaking the first blonde.
The genie looks enquiringly toward the brunette, who with raised eyebrows, smiles and says, “Just give me a million dollars, and I’ll take the bridge.”
LOL!!
Hope this joke will make you smile! Have a nice day!!