Jasmine
A young man asked a rich old man how he made his money.
“Well, son, it was 1932. The depth of the Great Depression. I was down to my last $10.
I invested that $10 in an apple. I spent the entire day polishing the apple and at the end of the day, I sold the apple for $20.
The next morning, I invested that $20 in two apples. I spent the entire day polishing them and sold them for $30 each.
I continued this system for a month, by the end of which I’d accumulated a fair fortune for back then…..
Then my wife’s father died and left us two $2 million dollars!”
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An Old Man Walked Into A Jewellery Store.
A balding, white-haired man walked into a jewelry store last Friday night with a beautiful much younger gal at his side.
He told the jeweler he was looking for a special ring for his girlfriend.
The jeweler looked through his stock and brought out a $5,000 ring.
The man said, “No, I’d like to see something more special.’
At that statement, the jeweler went to his special stock and brought another ring over. “Here’s a stunning ring for just $40,000,” the jeweler said.
The lady’s eyes sparkled and her whole body trembled with excitement.
The old man seeing this said, ‘We’ll take it.’
The jeweler asked how the payment would be made and the man replied, ‘By check. I know you need to make sure my check is good, so I’ll write it now and you can call the bank Monday to verify the funds; I’ll pick the ring up Monday afternoon.’
On Monday morning, the jeweler angrily phoned the old man and said, ‘ Sir…There’s no money in that account.”
” I know,’ said the old man… ‘ But let me tell you about my weekend.’
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