Jasmine
A mathematician, an accountant, and an economist apply for the same position.
The interviewer calls in the mathematician and asks: “What does two plus two equal?”
The mathematician replies: “Four.”
The interviewer asks: “Exactly four?
The mathematician looks at the interviewer incredulously and says: “Yes, four, exactly.”
Then the interviewer calls in the accountant and asks the same question. “What does two plus two equal?”
The accountant says: “On average, four – give or take ten percent, but on average, four.”
Then the interviewer calls in the economist and poses the same question. “What does two plus two equal?”
The economist gets up, locks the door, closes the shade, leans close to the interviewer, and whispers: “What do you want it to equal?”
The economist got the job.
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3 Guys Go In For A Job Interview
3 guys go in for a job interview.
The first guy goes in, and the best job interview he’s ever done in his life.
The interview ends, and the interviewer says: “By the way, do you notice anything strange about me?”
“Yeah,” the guy says… “You don’t have any EARS, man!”
“I’m sorry,” says the interviewer, “but I’m very sensitive about my ears, I’m afraid you’re not the right person for this job, get out of my office!”
The second guy goes in, it’s the same thing, he is doing amazing, and the best job interview ever. Talks himself into 20K a year more than the advertised salary.
The interview ends, and the interviewer says: “By the way, do you notice anything strange about me?”
“Yeah,” the guy says… “You don’t have any EARS, man!”
“I’m sorry,” says the interviewer, “but I’m very sensitive about my ears, I’m afraid you’re not the right person for this job, get out of my office!”
So the third guy’s about to go in, but the first and second guy stops him and warns him: “Hey, I don’t care how good you’re doing, how comfortable you feel, don’t say ANYTHING about his ears, he’ll throw you right out!”
So the third guy goes in. Again, same thing, an AMAZING interview.
The interview ends, and the interviewer says: “By the way, do you notice anything strange about me?”
The third guy looks really close, squints his eyes a bit, and says: “Yeah. You wear contact lenses, don’t you?”
“WOW!” says the interviewer, “That is REALLY perceptive of you! How did you know?”
“Well…” Says guy three…
“You sure as hell couldn’t wear glasses!”
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