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Three women, a brunette, a redhead, and a blonde, entered a swimming contest.
After approximately 14 hours, the brunette emerged from the water and was declared the fastest swimmer.
The redhead crawled up to the shore about 40 minutes later, securing the second-place position.
However, the blonde took nearly 4 hours to reach the shore, where she collapsed in front of worried onlookers.
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When the reporters asked her why it took her so long to complete the race, she replied, “I don’t want to sound like a sore loser, but I think the other girls were using their arms…
Louise was watching her big sister covering her face with cream.
Louise was watching her big sister covering her face with cream.
“What’s that for?” she asked.
“To make me beautiful,” came the reply.
Louise then watched in silence as she wiped her face clean.
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“Doesn’t work, does it?” was her comment.
