Jasmine
The old man walks into a bar, sits down, and orders a beer.
The bartender serves his beer and then asks him, “So what do you do?”
The old man replies, “Well, sir, I’m a cowboy.”
“Wow,” said the bartender, “what exactly does a cowboy do?”
“Well, sir, I work on a ranch all day, I ride horses and herd cattle, I take care of the land, and all the animals on the ranch.”
“That’s very interesting,” said the bartender.
After a while, a beautiful woman walks into the bar, sits down next to the cowboy, and orders a drink.
“Well,” said the bartender. “What do you do?”
With the old man listening in the woman says, “Well, sir, I’m a lesbian.”
“Interesting,” said the bartender, “what exactly is a lesbian?
“Well, I wake up in the morning thinking about women. I eat breakfast thinking about women. I go through my day thinking about women. I’m constantly thinking about women.”
“Interesting,” says the bartender.
Some time passes and the old man leaves that bar and goes to another bar.
He sits down and orders a beer and the bartender says, “So, sir, what do you do?”
The old man looks at him and says, “Well, this morning I was a cowboy, but to tell you the truth now I think I’m a lesbian!”
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A man walks into a bar and orders a whiskey.
A man walks into a bar and orders a whiskey.
When the bartender serves it up, he takes it out to the bench in front of the bar to drink it.
While he is enjoying his drink, a nun walks by and glares at him sourly. “How can you pollute your soul with the Devil’s drink like that?” she asks.
The man shrugs his shoulders. “It’s not the Devil, it’s just whiskey.”
“But it’s sinful and wicked!”
“So how do you know it’s so bad?” Have you ever tasted whiskey?”
“Of course not! My sisters and mother superior told me how evil drink is.”
“But how do they know? Have they ever had a drink?”
So they back and forth like this for a while, before at last, the nun relents. “Well, I guess if I were to try a sip of whiskey, I would better understand how it corrupts the soul. But it wouldn’t do for any of my sisters to come by here and see me drinking. Could you order me one in a teacup?”
The man agrees this is fair and walks inside to the barman.
“Two whiskeys, but put one in a teacup, please.”
The bartender slams his hand down on the bar and shouts, “Is that damn nun here again!?”
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