Jasmine
A blonde gets a job as a physical education teacher for 16-18 year-olds.
She notices a boy at the end of the field standing alone, while all the other kids are running around having fun, kicking a football.
She takes pity on him and decides to speak to him. ‘Are you ok?’ she asks.
“Yes,” he replies.
The boy looks at her incredulously and says: “Because I’m the goalkeeper!!!”
“You can go play with the other kids, you know,” she said.
“It would be better if I stayed here,” he says.
“Why is that, sweetie?’ asks the blonde.
The boy looks at her incredulously and says: “Because I’m the goalkeeper!!!”
LOL!! A dumb joke is still a good funny joke!
A blonde was driving down a highway
A blonde was driving down a highway and suddenly a policeman sitting on the roadside turns on him flashing red lights.
The blonde saw the red lights pull over to the side of the road and waits for the cop.
When the cop gets there he says to the blonde, “Lady, you were doing 43 miles per hour in a 30-mile an-hour zone.”
The blonde says, “No I wasn’t. The sign back there said 43.”
To this, the cop snaps back, “Lady, look… that was a highway number sign, this is Highway 43, and you’re going 43 miles an hour in a 30-mile-an-hour zone.”
The blonde repeats her story again claiming she was not speeding.
The cop scratches his head and returns to his car to ask his bald partner what he should do.
After telling the story to his bald partner, his partner says, “Bill, you better give her a ticket. The 401 is just up ahead and then we’ll never catch her.”
LOL!!
Hope this joke will make you smile! Have a nice day!!