Jasmine
A guy stops at a little cake shop run by an elderly couple.
He asks for a cup of coffee.
The old man working at the counter turns to the kitchen and says, “Sweetie! A cup of coffee to this gentleman please!”
The man thought that was kinda cute and decided to order a piece of cake.
The elderly man turned to the kitchen again and proclaimed, “Love of my life! A slice of cake too please.”
The man found that adorable and, deciding to see that just one more time asked for some cookies.
And just like that, “Oh reason of my existence! Some cookies too!”
After the man was done and was paying the bill he turned to the senior and said, “It’s rather adorable how you two call each other cute nicknames like that. You don’t see that much nowadays.”
The old man looked at the boy, then towards the kitchen, and whispered to the man, “Nah. I just forgot the Hag’s name 20 years ago.”
LOL!!
Hope this joke will make you smile! Have a nice day!!
A man orders tomato soup at a restaurant
A man orders tomato soup at a restaurant.
As soon as the waiter brings the soup he started yelling at the waiter and ask him to taste the soup.
The waiter, “Sorry, sir, we’re not allowed to do that. I will bring you another one.”
He still kept yelling at him and asking him to taste the soup.
The waiter was now nervous and said to the man, “I’ll call the manager.”
As soon as the manager arrives, he starts yelling at him and asked him to taste the soup.
The manager apologizes and tells the same that it is not in their policy and asks the waiter to bring another one.
But the man kept asking the manager to taste the soup.
Finally, the manager gives up and said, “Ok. I will taste the soup. Please give me the spoon.”
The man said, “Exactly.”