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A man goes to a bar and sees a fat girl dancing at a table. He walks over to her and says, “Wow, nice legs!”

She is flattered and replies, “You really think so?”

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The man says, “Oh definitely! Most tables would have collapsed by now.”

A tall blonde

A tourist had lost his way on a back road and stopped at a farmhouse to ask if he could stay there for the night.

“Well, we’re mighty crowded since there’s already someone in the spare room,” replied the farmer. “But I guess you can stay if you don’t mind sharing the bed with a tall blonde.”

The tourist puffed out his chest and replied, “That’s fine by me and in case you’re worried, I want you to know I’m a gentleman.”

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“Well,” mused the farmer, “as far as I can tell, so is the tall blonde.”

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