Two blondes wanted to open the car locked
Two blondes were shopping at the mall.
When they were done they went to their car, a fantastic convertible with leather upholstery, but found they had the keys locked in the car.
So they both kinds of stood there and thought for a while. Then one of the girls had the brilliant idea of opening the car with a hanger, so she started playing with the lock.
The other blonde looked up at the sky, became very worried, and pleaded, “Hurry, hurry! It’s going to rain and we left the top down!”
A Boss asked an Employee to work on Saturday.
My boss just asked, “Do you think you can come in on Saturday this week? I know you enjoy your weekends, but I need you here.”
I replied, “Yeah, no problem. I’ll probably be late though as the public transport is bad on weekends.”
He said, “Okay, when do you think you’ll get here then?”
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I said, “Monday.”
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