Jasmine
One day, a drunken man walks into a coffee shop.
“Do you have ice coffee?”
“No sir. We don’t.” Said the owner.
“So ok.” the drunk man said.
Then he leaves. He comes back 20 minutes later.
“Do you have ice coffee?” he asks again.
“No sir. We don’t. I told you before.” Said the owner.
“Oh I am sorry.” said the drunken man as he waddles off.
He comes again 20 minutes later.
“Do you have ice coffee?”
“Sir, I told you before. We do not have any ice coffee.”
“Wow ok then. You don’t have to tell me twice!” exclaims the drunkard and leaves.
This time the owner decides to put coffee in a bucket of ice and wait.
Indeed, 20 minutes later, the drunkard returns again.
“Do you have ice coffee?” he inquires.
“Why yes sir, we do!” says the owner with a smile.
“Ugh, could you heat a cup for me then?”
A trucker came into a truck stop coffee shop
A trucker came into a truck stop coffee shop and placed his order.
“I want three flat tires, a pair of headlights, and a pair of running boards.”
The brand new blonde waitress, who didn’t want to appear inexperienced, went into the kitchen and told the cook, “This guy out just ordered three flat tires, a pair of headlights, and a pair of running boards. What does he think of this place? Is… an auto parts store?”
“No,” the cook said.
“Three flat tires mean three pancakes, a pair of headlights is two eggs with the sunny side up and the running boards are two slices of crispy bacon.”
“Oh, ok!” said the young girl.
She thought about it for a moment, then took a spoon from a bowl of beans and gave it to the customer.
The truck driver asked, “What are the beans for, Blondie?”
She replied, “I thought while you were waiting for the flat tires, headlights, and running boards, you might as well gas up.”
Hope this funny story will make you smile! Have a nice day!!