Paul wakes up groggy and disoriented after his company’s Christmas party.
He can barely remember how he got home, and his pounding headache isn’t helping.
As he tries to open his eyes, he notices a glass of water, two aspirins, and a single red rose on his nightstand.
His clothes are neatly folded, and the room is spotless.
In the bathroom, he notices he has a black eye, and his wife has left him a note in the mirror.
“Darling, breakfast is on the stove. I left early to pick up groceries for your favorite dinner tonight. I love you!”
In the kitchen, a full breakfast is waiting, and his son is already at the table.
Paul asks his son, “What happened last night?”
“Well, you got home super late, totally drunk, and made a mess. You tripped over the coffee table, broke it, and smashed into the door, giving yourself that black eye.”
Confused, Paul stammers, “Then why is everything so perfect this morning?”
His son shrugs, “Oh, that’s easy. When Mum tried to take off your pants, you yelled, ‘Leave me alone! I’m married!
Let’s keep it going with a military twist on Christmas wishes. Sometimes, what you ask for isn’t exactly what you get, especially when you’re stationed away from home—this one’s for anyone who knows the struggles of life in uniform during the holidays.
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A desk clerk at a hotel gets a call from a drunk guy
At 3 a.m., a desk clerk at a hotel gets a call from a drunk guy asking what time the bar opens.
“It opens at noon,” answers the clerk.
About an hour later, he gets a call from the same guy, sounding even drunker.
“What time does the bar open? He asks.
“Same time as before… Noon,” replies the clerk.
Another hour passes, and he calls again, plastered “Whatjoo shay the bar opins at?”
The clerk then answers, “It opens at noon, but if you can’t wait, I can have room service send something up to you.”
“No… I don’t wanna git in… Ah wanna git OUT!!!”
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