A long-haul trucker slid into a booth at a busy highway café and told the brand-new blonde waitress:
“Alright, sweetheart—bring me three blowouts, two high beams, and a couple of side steps.”
The poor girl blinked, nodded politely, and hustled to the kitchen, looking baffled.
She stuck her head in the door and whispered, “There’s a man out there ordering blowouts, high beams, and side steps… Are we supposed to fix his truck or feed him?”
The cook nearly dropped his spatula laughing.
“Relax, kid. ‘Blowouts’ are pancakes, ‘high beams’ are sunny-side eggs, and ‘side steps’ are bacon. Truckers talk in parts.”
Feeling smarter, she plated the order—then spotted a pot of beans and got a mischievous idea. She scooped some on for good measure.
When she delivered the meal, the trucker frowned at the bowl.
“What’s with the beans?”
She flashed her brightest smile.
“Well, sir, I figured if you’re eating tires, lights, and side steps… You might as well tank up while you’re at it!”
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A Blonde Buys Two Horses
A blonde buys two horses and can’t tell them apart.
So she asks the farmer next door what she should do.
He says to cut one of their tails off.
So she does.
But then the other horse’s tail gets caught in a bush and rips off.
So she can’t tell them apart again.
She asks the farmer for advice a second time.
He tells her to cut one of the horse’s ears.
So she does.
But then the other horse gets its ear ripped in a barbed wire fence.
She is still confused.
She asks the farmer what to do.
He tells her to measure them.
She comes back and says, “The white horse is 2 inches taller than the black horse!”
LOL!!
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A blonde walks by a travel agency.
A blonde walks past a travel agency and notices a sign in the window, “Cruise Special – $99!”
She walks in, puts her money on the counter, and says, “I’d like the $99 cruise special, please.”
The agent grabs her, drags her into the back room, ties her to a large inner tube, then drags her out the back door and downhill to the river, where he pushes her in and sends her floating.
A second blonde walks by a few minutes later sees the sign, walks in, puts her money on the counter, and asks for the $99 special.
She too is tied to an inner tube and sent floating down the river.
Drifting into the stronger current, she eventually catches up with the first blonde.
They float side by side for a while before the first blonde asks, “Do they serve refreshments on this cruise?”
The second blonde replies, ” They didn’t last year.”
LOL!!
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