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An electrician hands a lawyer a bill.

An electrician finishes repairing some faulty wiring in a lawyer’s home and hands him the bill.

The lawyer gets angry: “Four hundred dollars! Just for an hour’s work? That’s absurd! I’m a lawyer myself, and I don’t even charge that much.”

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The electrician replies, ”Funny, when I was an attorney I didn’t either!”

Two blondes were flying to Miami from Cleveland

Two blondes were flying to Miami from Cleveland.

Fifteen minutes into the flight, the captain announced “One of the engines has failed and the flight will be an hour longer. But don’t worry; we still have three engines.”

Thirty minutes later, the captain announced “One more engine has failed and the flight will be two hours longer. But don’t worry we still have two engines left”.

An hour later the captain announced, “One more engine has failed and the flight will be three hours longer. But don’t worry we have one engine left”.

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One blonde looked at the other blonde and said “If we lose one more engine, we’ll be up here all day”

 

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