Lily
Stepping up to the counter at the fast-food restaurant,
I asked for a baked potato with butter on the side.
With the gusto of someone newly employed, the teenager taking my order asked, “Which side?”
There was a beautiful, young girl at a soda machine in Vegas,
and she arrived there just before a businessman coming to quench his thirst.
She opened her purse and put in 50 cents, studied the machine for a short while, pushed a Diet Coke selection, and out came a Diet Coke. She placed it on a counter next to the machine.
Then she reached into her purse again, pulled out a dollar and inserted it in the machine. Studying the machine carefully, she pushed the button for Coke Classic and out came a Coke Classic and 50 cents change.
She immediately took the 50 cents and put them in the machine, studied it for a moment and pushed the Mountain Dew button. Out came a Mountain Dew. She placed them both on the counter next to the Diet Coke.
As she was reaching into her purse again, the businessman, who’d been waiting patiently for several minutes by then, spoke up. “Excuse me, miss, but are you done yet?”
She looked at him and indignantly asked,
“Well, can’t you see I’m still winning?”
A not-so-smart person
walks up to the counter and says: “I’d like a cheeseburger, fries and a diet coke.”
The man behind the counter says “Look around! This is a LIBRARY!”
“Oh, how silly of me.” says the person. She then begins whispering, “I’d like a cheeseburger, fries and a diet coke…”