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Two welders and an old fogey

These two welders are helping a friend fit out his new store ready for opening. They take a break sitting in the window of the shop.

The first welder says, “You watch. I bet some old fogey comes up and asks us what we’re selling.”

Sure enough, a little old lady walks up to the window and asks them what they’re selling.

“We’re selling a…s..s..ho….le…s,” replies the first welder sarcastically, much to the amusement of his friend.



The little old lady says, “You must be doing well – you’ve only got two left!”

A blonde woman bought a MAGNOLIA TREE

A blonde woman in Georgia bought a magnolia tree from a local nursery but, after only a few months, its leaves shriveled and it appeared to be on its last legs.

She took some leaf samples back to the nursery and demanded an explanation.

“Oh, I know exactly what’s wrong with your magnolia tree, ma’am,” said the manager.

“Good,” she replied. “What is it?”



“Autumn!” he said.

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