A young businessman had just started his own firm.

A young businessman had just started his own firm.

He rented a beautiful office and had it furnished with antiques.

Sitting there, he saw a man come into the outer office.

Hoping to look like a hot shot, the businessman picked up the phone and started to pretend he was working on a big, important business deal.

He threw huge figures around and made giant commitments. Finally, he hung up and asked the visitor, “Can I help you?”

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The man said, “Yeah, I’ve come to activate your phone lines.”

A blonde was taking a tour of a national park not long ago.

A blonde was taking a tour of a national park not long ago.

The ranger mentioned to the tour group that dinosaur fossils had been found in the area.
The blonde exclaimed,

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“Wow! I can’t believe the dinosaurs would come this close to the highway!”