An elderly priest, with a twinkle in his eye, turned to the younger priest and said,
“You had a brilliant idea replacing the first four pews with plush bucket theater seats. It’s incredible how the front of the church fills up first now.”
The younger priest smiled and nodded as the older priest continued.
“And when you suggested adding a little more rhythm to the music, I’ll admit I was hesitant. But bringing in that Rock ‘n Roll Gospel Choir has been a game-changer. Now, our services are packed all the way to the balcony!”
“Thank you, Father,” the younger priest replied humbly.
“I admire your openness to the fresh ideas of youth,” the older priest said warmly. “Most of your ideas have been wonderful.”
The younger priest sensed a “but” coming, and sure enough, the elder priest added, “However, I think you’ve gone too far with the Drive-thru Confessional.”
“But, Father!” the young priest protested, “Confessions have doubled, and donations are pouring in since I introduced it!”
The elder priest nodded thoughtfully. “Yes, I noticed. And I do appreciate your efforts. But the flashing neon sign on the church roof that says, *‘Toot ‘n Tell’ or ‘Go to Hell’*… well, that simply has to go.”
