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The teacher was asking the end of the day question

The teacher was asking the end-of-the-day question that she asks every Friday.

If the student got it right they would not have to go to school on Monday.

Little Johnny Was determined to answer correctly.

So he painted two black marbles black and rolled them to the teacher’s feet.

All of a sudden she Shouted out, “Who’s the comedian with the black balls?”.

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Johnny shouted out, “Bill Cosby, see ya on Tuesday suckas!”.

A blonde pushes her BMW into a gas station

A blonde pushes her BMW into a gas station. She tells the mechanic it died.

After he works on it for a few minutes, it is idling smoothly.

She says, “What’s the story?”

He replies, “Just crap in the carburetor”

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She asks, “How often do I have to do that?”

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