Jasmine
It’s Little Johnny’s first day of grade school after several years of being homeschooled.
The teacher asks little Johnny if he knows his numbers.
“Yes,” he said. “My father taught me.”
“Can you tell me what comes after three?”
“Four,” the little Johnny replies.
“What comes after six?”
“Seven,” replies little Johnny.
“Very good,” said the teacher. “Your father did a very good job. What comes after ten? ”
“A jack,” Johnny replies.
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L.Johnny Failed His Math Test
Little Johnny failed his math test dismally.
His mark was so bad, that his teacher called home to talk to his father.
When he returned home that afternoon, his father was standing crossly in the doorway.
“Why did you fail your math test?” he asked.
Little Johnny shrugged and said: “My teacher isn’t very good.”
His father was surprised by his excuse and asked Johnny to elaborate.
“Well, on Monday, my teacher said 3+5 = 8.”
“So?” his father answered.
“Then on Tuesday, she told us 4+4 = 8, and on Wednesday she said 6+2 = 8,” explained the boy.,
“If she doesn’t know what equals eight, how am I supposed to know the right answer?”
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