Jasmine
The teacher asked all the students to write an essay on the subject My Pet.
The next day she started checking the homework of everyone.
After checking Little Johnny’s essay teacher asked him, “Johnny, your essay on My Dog is exactly the same as your sister’s.”
Did you copy hers? she asked.
Johnny replied, “No, teacher, it’s the same dog!”
LOL!! SO CUTE!!
Teacher Fell Asleep In Class.
The teacher fell asleep in class and a little naughty Johnny approached him,
Little Johnny: Teacher, are you sleeping in class?
Teacher: “No, I am not sleeping in class.”
Little Johnny: What did you do, sir?
Teacher: “I was talking to God.”
The next day, the Johnny Boy fell asleep in class and the same teacher walks up to him…
Teacher: “Young man, are you sleeping in my classroom.”
Little Johnny: No, not me, sir, I am not sleeping.
Angry teacher: “What were you doing?”
Little Johnny: “I was talking to God.”
Angry teacher: “What did he say??”
Little Johnny: “God said he never spoke to you yesterday …”