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A priest was talking to a group of kids about “being good”

A priest was talking to a group of kids about “being good” and going to heaven.

At the end of his talk, he asked, “Where do you want to go, HEAVEN or HELL?”

“Heaven! Heaven!” Yelled Little Lisa.

“And HOW DO YOU GET THERE?” asked the priest.

“DEA…TH!” Yelled Little Johnny.

Is he right?

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Little Johnny wants to be a billionaire

A teacher asks her class, “What do you want to be when you grow up?”

Little Johnny says “I wanna be a billionaire, going to the most expensive clubs, take the best girl with me, give her a Ferrari worth over a million bucks, an apartment in Hawaii, a mansion in Paris, a jet to travel through Europe, an Infinite Visa Card and to make love to her three times a day”.

The teacher, shocked, and not knowing what to do with the bad behavior of the child, decides not to give importance to what he said and then continues the lesson.

“And you, Susie? ” the teacher asks.

Susie says “I wanna be Johnny’s girl.”

Little Johnny is always smart, isn't he?

 

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