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A new boss is appointed in an office, and he has a really fierce reputation.
He’s walking through the office for the first time suddenly he sees a guy just leaning against a doorframe, doing nothing.
The boss decides to show everybody how things are going to be from now on.
He approaches the guy and asks him sternly, “What is your monthly salary?”
“2,200,” a bit surprised he answers.
The boss whips out his wallet, thrusts 1,800 at the guy, and yells, “There’s your two weeks’ pay, now get out of here and never show your face again!”
The guy takes the money and leaves. The boss, feeling good he’s shown everybody how idle hands are dealt with,
Then he asks, “So what was that lazy jerk doing in this place?”
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One clerk shrugs, “He just delivered our pizza.”
LoLLLLLL, That’s the lesson for him. We hope you have a good time enjoying this joke, have a nice day!
A crusty old man wanted to open a checking account
A crusty old man walks into a bank and says to the teller,
“I want to open a f*****g checking account.”
The astonished woman replies, “I beg your pardon, but this kind of language is not tolerated in this bank, don’t use it here, please!
The woman goes over to the bank manager to inform him of her situation.
The manager agrees that the teller does not have to listen to that language.
They both return to the window & the manager asks the old man,
“Sir, what seems to be the problem here?”
There is no f*****g problem,” the man says.
“I just won $200 million bucks in the damn lottery & I want to put my f*****g money in this d*** bank.”
“Oh…I see,” says the manager,
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“And is this b**ch giving you a hard time sir…?”