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Little Sally brought her report card home from school

Eight-year-old Sally brought her report card home from school. Her marks were good…mostly A’s and a couple of B’s.

However, her teacher had written across the bottom: “Sally is a smart little girl, but she has one fault.

She talks too much in school. I have an idea I am going to try, which I think may break her of the habit.”

Sally’s dad signed her report card, putting a note on the back:

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“Please let me know if your idea works on Sally because I would like to try it out on her mother.”

A blonde woman bought a MAGNOLIA TREE

A blonde woman in Georgia bought a magnolia tree from a local nursery but, after only a few months, its leaves shriveled and it appeared to be on its last legs.

She took some leaf samples back to the nursery and demanded an explanation.

“Oh, I know exactly what’s wrong with your magnolia tree, ma’am,” said the manager.

“Good,” she replied. “What is it?”

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“Autumn!” he said.

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