A blonde and a brunette were having breakfast at a cafe.

A blonde and a brunette were having breakfast at a cafe.

The blonde’s phone rang a few times.

The brunette asked: “Why aren’t you answering your phone?”

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The blonde replied: “It’s not mine. I haven’t told anyone I’m here”.

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A freshman asked a pretty junior for a dance

A rather awkward freshman finally got up the nerve to ask a pretty junior for a dance at the homecoming.

She gave him the once-over and said, “Sorry, I won’t dance with a child.”

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“Please forgive me,” responded the underclassman. “I didn’t realize you were pregnant.”