Little Johnny’s mother was trying hard to get the ketchup to come out of the bottle.

Little Johnny’s mother was trying hard to get the ketchup to come out of the bottle.

During her struggle, the phone rang so she asked four-year-old Johnny to answer the phone.

Little Johnny ran out into the living room and answered the phone. “Mommy, it’s the minister,” he said to his mother.

From the kitchen, Johnny’s mom said, “Tell him I’ll call him back.”

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Little Johnny spoke into the phone saying, “Mommy can’t come to the phone to talk to you right now. She’s hitting the bottle.”

A couple of blondes got lost at the mall.

A couple of blondes got lost at the mall.

So, they go to the map, where they see a red arrow that says, “YOU ARE HERE.”

One of the blondes looks at the others and says,

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“Wow! How do they know that?”