A little boy asked his mom to give him $20

“Hey, Mom?” asked the little boy, “Can you give me $20?”

“Certainly not,” She replied.

“If you do,” he went on, “I’ll tell you what Dad said to the maid when you were at the beauty shop.”

His mother’s ears perked up and, grabbing her purse, she handed over the money. “Well? What did he say?”



“He said, ‘Hey Maria, could you make sure I’ve got clean socks tomorrow.'”

Little Johnny told his dad that there was water in the carburetor of the car

Little Johnny runs to his dad and says, “Dad, there’s water in the carburetor of the car!”

“How can you be so sure?” the father asks.

“I just know there is,” replies Little Johnny.

“Do you even know what a carburetor is?”

“No,” says Little Johnny.

“OK, where is the car?”



“In the lake.”

What should Johnny tell his dad?

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